make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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