dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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