I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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