He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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