I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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