i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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