Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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