Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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