M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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