Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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