you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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