My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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