walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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its like you know when i get waxed
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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