at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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