You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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