come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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