we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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