We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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