Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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