I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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