We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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