So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
50% drunk capacity currently
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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