He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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