Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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