Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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