Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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