Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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