I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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