Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
