kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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