Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My vagina just recognized that song.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Randomize
