I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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