small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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