They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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