i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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