all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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