we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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