on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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