I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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