where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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