hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize
