In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
