you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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