you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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