I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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