weddingsv make me drug and hornr
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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