it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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