I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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