He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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