OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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