i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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