No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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