So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I don't think brook has ever known best
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
